We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
