Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I checked into jail on foursquare
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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