haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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