I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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