Sry I called you an 8
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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