Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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