the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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