that's an acceptable place to lick
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
where does the pee come out of this thing
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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