hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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