I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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