so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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