God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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