awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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