Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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