You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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