This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
