Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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