when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You are a genius and a whore.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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