did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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