and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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