Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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