They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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