Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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