the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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