Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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