Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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