Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wish i was in the wii world.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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