ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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