i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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