note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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