Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
birth control should be required to get into college
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
