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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We are all done wearing pants today
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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