then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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