So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
