I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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