you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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