Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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