rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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