wrigley field is MILF paradise
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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