I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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