That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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