ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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