Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
its liver damage thursday
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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