I feel like abortions should bother me more
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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