I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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