TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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