I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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