whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Randomize
