I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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