it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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