I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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