i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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