I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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