Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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