The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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