I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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