I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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